Why did the real estate agent bring a ladder to the open house? To show off the high-rise potential, of course!

Why did the Realtor bring a ladder to the open house? To show off the high ceilings and climb to new heights in the market!

I decided to become a real estate agent because I'm good at finding all the "dwellings" on the details.

Why did the homeowner bring a ladder to the open house? They heard the property had high ceilings and they didn't want to jump to conclusions.

I decided to invest in a haunted house, now I just need to make sure I'm not being ghosted by the broker!

Why did the real estate agent bring a ladder to the open house?
Because he heard the property had high ceilings and he wanted to "rise" to the occasion!

I told my real estate agent I wanted a house with a view, but all she kept showing me were "window" opportunities.

Why did the real estate agent bring a ladder to the open house? To show off the high ceilings and boost the property's "stair-appeal"!

I'm really good at selling houses because I'm "door-bell" of the ball when it comes to real estate!

Why did the house go to therapy? Because it had too many issues to deal with on its own!